Mr Pumpkin, fed up that nobody in Soham is listening to him, has moved into the 21st Century and set himself up on Twitter!
He had a few problems at first getting a computer that worked out in the pumpkin patch, and the recent rain played havoc
with his hard drive, but now he's able to broadcast in bite-sized chunks to the whole world.
You can click on the Twitter icon
at the top of any page to follow Mr Pumpkin's thoughts and words of wisdom on Twitter.